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An Elf Would Steal No Fluff

by The Pop Nods

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1.
Whatcha Doing Right Now? 00:17
lyrics
Whatcha doing right now? Hello, hello Whatcha doing right now? Whatcha doing now? Whatcha doing right now?
2.
Meatfish 00:32
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Ding dolly dolly Ding dolly dolly Ding doorman’s son I am the meatfish Ding dolly dolly Ding dolly dolly Ding doorman’s son I am the meatfish Hurray Ding dolly dolly Ding dolly dolly Ding doorman’s son Oh, I am the meatfish Hoof!
3.
Buttered Gnome Suite 02:21
lyrics
Buttered gnomes are sleeping on the griddle And now within the powder of a lit elucidation Yes? Buttered gnomes are sleeping on the griddle Buttered gnomes, gnomes, gnomes My these gnomes are slippery Slippy, slippy, slippy, slippy Oh my, these gnomes are slippery Slip, slip slip slip Buttered gnomes Buttered gnomes are sleeping on the griddle Slip…. Dugga… Oh, I’m a buttered gnome Walking back home But I keep falling down because I’m so buttery I’m a buttered gnome I can’t quite make it back into my home ‘cause my hands are buttery They keep slipping off the knob Yes, the knob Yes What are they slipping off of? The knob What? The knob What is it now? It’s the knob It’s the knob, right there It’s the knob, right now It’s the knob, oh yeah Well it’s the knob… It’s a slippery gnome
4.
Ogron, King of the Floans 00:41
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He’s Ogron, the king of the Floans Butter-bones He’s Ogron, king of the Floans
5.
It's Not Like it Might Be (It's Like it is) 00:50
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It’s not like it might be It’s like it is I’m made of fizz Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It’s not like it might be It’s like it is I’m made of fizz Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah One more time It’s not like it might be It’s like it is I’m made of fizz Wah
6.
Bathering Myself in Flaff 00:45
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Oh, I’ve been bathering myself in flaff And I don’t like it Not at all I’ve been bathering myself in flaff And I don’t like it Not at all Oh, I’ve been bathering myself in flaff I don’t like it oh, oh, oh I’ve been bathering myself in flaff And I don’t like it Yes, indeed I’ve been bathering myself in flaff That’s What I’ve been doing
7.
Goaty Frud 01:02
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Hey, hey, they call it goaty frud It’s a frud, but it’s a little bit goaty
8.
Meezle Meezle Moof is a Booten Poof 00:55
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Meezle Mezzle Moof is a Booten Poof I don’t know what that means Oh Meezle Mezzle Moof is a Booten Poof I don’t know what that means
9.
I've Got Lemon Wafers! 00:49
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I’ve got lemon wafers I’ve got lemon wafers I’ve got lemon wafers Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, oh, oh Come on I’ve got lemon wafers I’ve got lemon wafers I’ve got lemon wafers I’ve had ‘em all along Maybe come along Co ho ho I’ve got lemon wafers I’ve got lemon wafers I’ve got lemon wafers I’ve got ‘em Oh yes, I really do What do I have now? I’ve got those yellow wafers Lemon wafers I’ve got some lemon wafers Come back I’ve got some
10.
Green Bobo 00:40
lyrics
Who’s that walking down the street? It’s Green Bobo It’s Green Bobo Oh, it’s Green Bobo now It’s Green Bobo It’s Green Bobo It’s Green Bobo You know it is It’s Green Bobo now Green Bobo
11.
Great Squibe of Chime Off 00:44
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Great Squibe of Chime Off Squab Great Squibe of Chime Off Squab Great Squibe of Chime Off Ah Great Squibe of Chime Off Hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof Great Squibe of Chime Off Squa-hee… Great Squibe of Chime Off Hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof
12.
Wunky Bunk a Flinky Flew 00:29
lyrics
Wunky Bunk a Flinky Flew Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Wunky Bunk a Flinky Flew Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Wunky Bunk a Flinky Flew What are you going to do? Wunky Bunk a Flinky Flew
13.
Hinky Binky Dinky Man 00:49
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Hinky binky dinky man Hinky binky dinky man That’s what I am I’m a hinky binky dinky man Hinky binky dinky man I’m a hinky binky dinky man I’m a hinky binky dinky man I’m a hinky binky dinky man There’s nothing else to say I’m a hinky binky dinky man So I’ll be on my way That’s enough of this now
14.
Buttered Gnomes (Are Sleeping on the Griddle) 00:34
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Buttered gnomes are sleeping on the griddle Buttered gnomes Are sleeping, are sleeping, are sleeping
15.
She's Not a Crogilly Wok Nok 01:14
lyrics
She’s not a crogilly wok nok You know what I mean She’s not a crogilly wok nok Do know what I mean? She is not a crogilly wok nok She is not Crogilly wok nok Crogilly Crogilly wog nog nok wok
16.
Octopus on My Head 00:28
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I’ve got an octopus on my head It’s not real And I like it a lot
17.
Fair Meskot (Help Me Out at Last) 00:37
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Help me out at last ‘cause they say there’s fair meskot Help me out at last For they say there’s fair meskot Help me out at last
18.
Is Helmoth Fok Really Helmoth Flok? 00:42
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Helmoth Fok is back again Pah Helmoth Fok is back again Pah Helmoth Flok Or was he Fok? Flok Fok Fok Flok Flok a flok a flok, flok Flok, flok, flok, flok Flok a flok a flok, flok, flok Helmoth is coming now
19.
Snookles and Bunnyfish 00:53
lyrics
Snookles and Bunnyfish You know they play around Snookles and Bunnyfish They’re going to play around Snookles and Bunnyfish They’re going to play around You know it You know it You know they’re going to play around Snookles and Bunnyfish They’re going to play around Snookles and Bunnyfish
20.
Partially Precious 00:19
lyrics
He’s partially precious of course How couldn’t he be? He’s almost a horse He’s partially precious now How couldn’t he be? He’s almost a cow He’s partially precious All the time
21.
Newt Scrimpy 00:27
lyrics
I’m a newt scrimpy I’m a newt scrimpy I’m a newt scrimpy Yeah I’m a newt scrimpy I’m a newt scrimpy I’m a newt scrimpy Yeah, yeah, yeah I’m a newt scrimpy I’m a newt scrimpy I’m a newt scrimpy Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Newt scrimpy
22.
It's All Vigundan and Drolls 00:28
lyrics
It’s all vigundin and drolls And everything is vigundin It’s all vigundin and drolls It’s all vigundin
23.
Buttering Off of a Dravels 00:45
lyrics
Buttering off of a Dravels Ho, ho Buttering off of a Dravels Ho, ho Buttering off of a Dravels Buttering off of a Dravels Buttering a Dravels Buttering a Dravels Buttering off Yes, yes Buttering off Of a Dravels Hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof
24.
Hookie Pookie 00:30
lyrics
Everybody do the Hookie Pookie now Everybody do the Hookie Pookie now Everybody do the Hookie Pookie Now Everybody do the Hookie Pookie Hoof Everybody do the Hookie Pookie Now Everybody do the Hookie Pookie What’s the Hookie Pookie? I don’t know Do it You already know how
25.
Head of a Loznik 00:46
lyrics
Oh, he’s a head of a Loznik He’s a head of a Loznik A papa He’s a head of a Loznik He’s a head of a Loznik That’s what he is He’s a head of a Loznik Loznik, yeah He’s the head of a Loznik
26.
Forsythia (in Bloom Again) 01:11
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Forsythia in bloom again It looks like it is spring again It looks like it’s again again I wonder how you’re doing Forsythia In bloom again Forsythia In bloom again Forsythia I wonder how you’re doing Forsythia in bloom again It looks like it is spring again It looks like it’s again again I wonder how you’re doing
27.
An Elf Would Steal No Fluff 00:49
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An elf would steal no fluff
28.
Monkey Say I Know a Thing 00:28
lyrics
Monkey say I know a thing Go Monkey say I know a thing Go Monkey say I know a thing
29.
Reptile Dreaming (Remember) 01:03
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Remember back when you remember Remember back when you remember Remember back when You remember Hiss Remember Hiss Remember Hiss Remember Hiss Remember Hiss Remember Untah Reptile dreaming Reptile dreaming Reptile I’m reptile dreaming Reptile I’m reptile dreaming Back when you remember This is almost over Almost over Almost over
30.
And Now it is 00:36
lyrics
And now it is And now it is And now it is Now it is, it is, it is Now it is, it is Hoof!

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Often considered the second Pop Nods album.

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released October 7, 2022

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